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T2: Judgement Day

The 2nd installment in our four-part miniseries, Road to Terminator Genisys. We are revisiting, discussing, dissecting, and arguing about one of the greatest sequels of all time: Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns. 

Spoilers in this episode: (major) All Terminator films, (minor) The Rundown, Jurassic Park, Predator, Avatar, the San Andreas trailer, the Furious 7 trailer, the X-Men character Mystique, our friend Josiah, and Friends season 6 episode 7.

The Terminator

The first installment in our special four-part miniseries, Road to Terminator Genisys. We are revisiting, discussing, dissecting, and arguing about James Cameron's 1984 sci-fi classic, The Terminator

Jurassic World

We surfed a 22-year strong wave of nostalgia, affection, and general film geekiness from the original Jurassic Park directly into theaters to see Colin Trevorrow's Jurassic World. We share a few agreements, some disagreements, and accuse some critics of hating movies.

Stop Being an Idiot at the Movies

We’re helping all the knuckleheads out there learn how to stop ruining movies for the rest of us.

Summer Box Office Bets

We're arguing about who will be the big winners at the box office this summer.

Total Recall vs. Total Recall

We discuss our immediate impressions of the 2012 remake of one of our favorite films, Total Recall.

Groundhog Day Time Loop

Revisit the long-running debate over how long Bill Murray had to relive Groundhog Day, but more importantly, WHY?

The Best Christmas Movies

We narrow down the definitive list of must-see holiday films, and deice one-and-for-all what qualifies as a Christmas movie.

Godzilla (2014)

Listen as we evaluate Bethany Allen’s immediate impression of Legendary Pictures 2014 Godzilla.

Avengers Sucks

Mike Jensen argues that the beloved culmination of the Marvel cinematic universe, “The Avengers,” actually sucks.