You Hate Movies

We surfed a 22-year strong wave of nostalgia, affection, and general film geekiness from the original Jurassic Park directly into theaters to see Colin Trevorrow's Jurassic World. We share a few agreements, some disagreements, and accuse some critics of hating movies.

We’re helping all the knuckleheads out there learn how to stop ruining movies for the rest of us.

We're arguing about who will be the big winners at the box office this summer.

We discuss our immediate impressions of the 2012 remake of one of our favorite films, Total Recall.

Revisit the long-running debate over how long Bill Murray had to relive Groundhog Day, but more importantly, WHY?

We narrow down the definitive list of must-see holiday films, and deice one-and-for-all what qualifies as a Christmas movie.

Listen as we evaluate Bethany Allen’s immediate impression of Legendary Pictures 2014 Godzilla.

Mike Jensen argues that the beloved culmination of the Marvel cinematic universe, “The Avengers,” actually sucks.

Josh Porter argues that the often disparaged third entry in the Jurassic Park franchise isn’t as awful as everyone makes it out to be. He probably loses.

Josh Porter argues that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a better movie than Raiders of the Lost Ark.