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You guys ready to revise those Pixar Best-of lists? 14 years later, is Incredibles 2 a serious contender for the top 10, or do we have a Cars situation on our hands?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: The Incredibles and Incredibles 2

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from July, 2018. How can Aqua Man talk underwater? Is Bill & Ted 3 Happening? How will we survive without MoviePass? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Spider-Man 3, Kong: Skull Island, Justice League, the Aqua Man trailer, Split, and those Coca Cola short films that play before the movie.

Need relief from the wildly polarizing backlash of the last Star Wars movie? Listen as our hosts argue about a middle-of-the-road experience and help you find your footing before the next one.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Solo,  The Force Awakens, and Rogue One

 

Are there more bad Jurassic Park movies than good ones? Listen as our hosts grapple with the ramifications of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns, and Liam Gonnason

Spoilers: The entire Jurassic Park franchise, Fargo, and the PC game “Ski Free.”

in 2016 we went nuts for the Merc with a Mouth. He’s back, so we are too. Can Deadpool 2 maintain the magic, or is more of the same not good enough?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: The Simpsons Movie, Deadpool, Logan, and Back to the Future

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Ocean’s 11, The Great Muppet Caper, and Avengers: Infinity War, Becoming Christopher Robin, and the trailer for Mission: Impossible - Fallout

Nineteen Marvel Studios films and dang it if we’re not still pumped as all get out. Listen to a group almost as sizable as the case of Avengers: Infinity War go gaga while one guy complains about comic books.

Spoilers: The Avengers, Rogue One, Bambi, Watchmen, Captain America: Winter Soldier, and Voldemort’s nose

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Jarin Oda, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns.

Shhh... We have lots of thoughts about John Kransinski's first forray into horror.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns. 

Spoilers: Cloverfield, Away We Go, It, 13 Hours, It Follows, The Babadook, Stranger things, Super 8, and Godzilla (2014).

Ernest Cline’s beloved treasure trove of pop culture adventure, Ready Player One, was finally adapted into a feature film by none other than Stephen Spielberg! Holy moly! Oh, wait, hang on, we have some problems here…

Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Ready Player One (the novel and the movie)

We’ve got complicated and divisive opinions about Alex Garland’s complicated and divisive sci-fi think piece, Annihilation.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter.

Spoilers: Annihilation, mild/abstract spoilers for the novel from which it was adapted, and for Avengers.