You Hate Movies

Forget the Academy! You Hate Movies has the definitive take on this year’s Oscars!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, The Shape of Water, and The Phantom Thread

 

Our last episode was on the 17th entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In this episode, we shake things up by taking a deep dive into the 18th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Is Black Panther actually one of the best things to happen to cinema, or something else?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Black Panther, The Lion King, and Avengers: Age of Ultron

Do you realize that there are now seventeen Marvel Studios movies? Guess what, we still like them. In fact, we like #17, Thor: Ragnarok, quite a bit.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor 2, The Lion King, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, The Last Jedi, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Man of Steel

We watched a beloved bad movie just so we could watch a new good movie about a bad movie. Here’s what we think about The Room and The Disaster Artist.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Spider-Man 2, The Disaster Artist, The Room, and The Family Stone

After the 2016 slump, You Hate Movies is back with our annual Top 10 movies of the year. Horror, art house, super heroes, and a romantic humanoid river monster all find their way into our hall of fame. Here are our top 10 favorite movies of 2017.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Blade Runner, Logan, Snatch, Wonder Woman

A bunch of excited Star Wars fans pile into the theater for Rian Johnson’s much-anticipated sequel: The Last Jedi. We left the theater arguing. Now you can listen to more of it.

Spoilers: Star Wars: The Last Jedi, The Force Awakens, and Back to the Future 2

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the third year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Transformers: The Last Knight.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

 

Like most of the world, we saw the new adaptation of Stephen King’s "It." Listen to three hardcore fans of the novel sort out their feelings with two ladies who just learned about Pennywise this week.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter

Spoilers: It, Marvel's Avengers, (and at the very end, with warning) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Can you believe there are folks in the You Hate Movies camp who had never seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s mockumentary masterwork, Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Okay, it was just Bethany, but still! Listen as we revisit this unique moment in cinema and find out if Bethany Allen survived the shock.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Borat, and Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies