June 20, 2017

Wonder Woman

Four movies in, Warner Brothers and DC have finally landed a picture that people seem to mostly like: Patty Jenkin’s Wonder Woman. In this episode we’ve got a panel of men and women arguing about just how good Wonder Woman really is, while engaging in a fair amount of nitpicking.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, and Patrick Poter.

Spoilers: Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman, Captain America: The First Avenger, as well as minor spoilers for Splash.

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June 4, 2017

We Hate Trailers

In today’s episode we ask the burning modern question: If you love trailers, do you hate movies? Are trailers one way of enhancing the moviegoing experience, or do they just spoil everything?

Featuring: Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Captain America: Civil War, Quarantine, Terminator Genisys, Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, Rogue One, Godzilla (2014), From Dusk ‘till Dawn, Watchmen, and Eyes Wide Shut

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May 28, 2017

Alien: Covenant

After the baffling quasi-prequel Prometheus, Elderly director Ridley Scott is taking us for our sixth lap around the Alien franchise. Join us as we try to make sense of this awful mess.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: The Alien franchise, and Finding Dory.

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We're playing Save or Kill once again, and once again, with like-named actors. Faced with two actors who share a name, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Love the Coopers, and Valentine’s Day

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Can the sequel to 2014’s Guardians of the Galaxy recreate the magic of the original? Some of us think so. One guy doesn’t.

Featuring: Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Guardians of the Galaxy 1 & 2, Gremlins 2, Frozen, Man of Steel, Walking Dead, Slither, Henry, The Amazing Spider-Man 2

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Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Prometheus and Very Bad Things

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Join us as we venture into Darren Aronofky’s arthouse horror masterpiece Black Swan only to compare and contrast it with the same director’s sister-film, The Wrestler. It’s film art’s take on high art vs. low art according to the seasoned art critics of You Hate Movies.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Black Swan, The Wrestler, and Tangled

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April 10, 2017

Movie News: April, 2017

It’s April 2017, what the heck is going on in the world of movie news? Who knows if we’ll be any help. Journey into chaos as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news this month and offer our expert opinions along the way.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Free Willy and Valentine's Day

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April 2, 2017

Kong: Skull Island

Is Kong: Skull Island big dumb fun, or just fun? Or just big? Or just dumb?

Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Kong: Skull Island, Batman v Superman, Godzilla (2014), and The Mummy Trailer

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In this episode, join us in the You Hate Movies Thunderdome, as we pit beloved movie characters, one-by-one, in a brutal, all-out battle to the death. Today’s Thunderdome: Stupid X-Men mutants. Could that multiple man guy beat anyone? Or that one guy with, like, quills coming out of him? Root for your favorite stupid mutants in the Thunderdome!

Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Peter Rollo, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Some spoilers for the X-Men movie franchise, and Philidelphia.

 

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