April 23, 2018

A Quiet Place

Shhh... We have lots of thoughts about John Kransinski's first forray into horror.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns. 

Spoilers: Cloverfield, Away We Go, It, 13 Hours, It Follows, The Babadook, Stranger things, Super 8, and Godzilla (2014).

April 8, 2018

Ready Player One

Ernest Cline’s beloved treasure trove of pop culture adventure, Ready Player One, was finally adapted into a feature film by none other than Stephen Spielberg! Holy moly! Oh, wait, hang on, we have some problems here…

Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Ready Player One (the novel and the movie)

March 26, 2018


We’ve got complicated and divisive opinions about Alex Garland’s complicated and divisive sci-fi think piece, Annihilation.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter.

Spoilers: Annihilation, mild/abstract spoilers for the novel from which it was adapted, and for Avengers.

March 12, 2018

2018 Academy Awards

Forget the Academy! You Hate Movies has the definitive take on this year’s Oscars!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, The Shape of Water, and The Phantom Thread


February 25, 2018

Black Panther

Our last episode was on the 17th entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In this episode, we shake things up by taking a deep dive into the 18th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Is Black Panther actually one of the best things to happen to cinema, or something else?

Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Black Panther, The Lion King, and Avengers: Age of Ultron

February 12, 2018

Thor: Ragnarok

Do you realize that there are now seventeen Marvel Studios movies? Guess what, we still like them. In fact, we like #17, Thor: Ragnarok, quite a bit.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor 2, The Lion King, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, The Last Jedi, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Man of Steel


We watched a beloved bad movie just so we could watch a new good movie about a bad movie. Here’s what we think about The Room and The Disaster Artist.

Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Spoilers: Spider-Man 2, The Disaster Artist, The Room, and The Family Stone

January 7, 2018

Best Movies of 2017

After the 2016 slump, You Hate Movies is back with our annual Top 10 movies of the year. Horror, art house, super heroes, and a romantic humanoid river monster all find their way into our hall of fame. Here are our top 10 favorite movies of 2017.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Spoilers: Blade Runner, Logan, Snatch, Wonder Woman

December 19, 2017

Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi

A bunch of excited Star Wars fans pile into the theater for Rian Johnson’s much-anticipated sequel: The Last Jedi. We left the theater arguing. Now you can listen to more of it.

Spoilers: Star Wars: The Last Jedi, The Force Awakens, and Back to the Future 2

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns


Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the third year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!


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