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Total Recall vs. Total Recall

We discuss our immediate impressions of the 2012 remake of one of our favorite films, Total Recall.

Groundhog Day Time Loop

Revisit the long-running debate over how long Bill Murray had to relive Groundhog Day, but more importantly, WHY?

The Best Christmas Movies

We narrow down the definitive list of must-see holiday films, and deice one-and-for-all what qualifies as a Christmas movie.

Godzilla (2014)

Listen as we evaluate Bethany Allen’s immediate impression of Legendary Pictures 2014 Godzilla.

Avengers Sucks

Mike Jensen argues that the beloved culmination of the Marvel cinematic universe, “The Avengers,” actually sucks.

Jurassic Park 3 Sucks

Josh Porter argues that the often disparaged third entry in the Jurassic Park franchise isn’t as awful as everyone makes it out to be. He probably loses.

Temple of Doom vs. Raiders of the Lost Ark

Josh Porter argues that Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a better movie than Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Disney's Frozen is Inappropriate

Bethany Allen vs. Tyler Hanns: Is Frozen too thematically mature for its young audience?