Episodes

3 days ago
The 2025 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards
3 days ago
3 days ago
It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a juror of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Best Movies of 2024
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Warren, and Tyler Hanns

Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Christmas Movie Trivia (2024)
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Thursday Dec 19, 2024
Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia!
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Sarah Hanns, Taylor Burdiss, and Tyler Hanns

Monday Oct 28, 2024
Joker: Folie à Deux
Monday Oct 28, 2024
Monday Oct 28, 2024
The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Monday Sep 16, 2024
Best of Alien
Monday Sep 16, 2024
Monday Sep 16, 2024
More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

Thursday Sep 12, 2024
Alien: Romulus
Thursday Sep 12, 2024
Thursday Sep 12, 2024
It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud?
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Deadpool & Wolverine
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has this long-anticipated redemption been foiled by the declining MCU?
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Peter Hornberger

Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment.
Featuring: Josh Porter

Thursday May 23, 2024
Movie News: May, 2024
Thursday May 23, 2024
Thursday May 23, 2024
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our expert opinions, analysis, and arguments await you.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter

Monday Apr 29, 2024
2024 Summer Movie Bets
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns