You Hate Movies

By Committee: Best Christmas Movies

Welcome to the first-ever “By Committee” episode, where we present a You Hate Movies best-of list not via individual hosts, but via the outrage, rancor, and vengeance of a list made by committee. In this episode, best Christmas movies.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Taylor Warren, Sarah Hanns, and Tyler Hanns.

Save or Kill: Christmas Movies

It's a ruthless holiday save-or-kill session! Which beloved Christmas classic would you save if it meant killing another? 

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Most Disturbing Movies

From American melodramas to French extremity, from the '70s to the 2020s, we’re unpacking our top 5 most disturbing films.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Best of Darren Aronofsky

Darron Aronofsky makes the kind of movies best for a You Hate Movies argument—divisive ones. Join us as we narrow down our top five feats of filmmaking from one of the few remaining mainstream auteurs.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

The 2025 You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards

It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a juror of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!

Best Movies of 2024

Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Warren, and Tyler Hanns

Christmas Movie Trivia (2024)

Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia!

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Sarah Hanns, Taylor Burdiss, and Tyler Hanns

Joker: Folie à Deux

The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Best of Alien

More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best.

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter

Alien: Romulus

It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud?

Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter